thanks to a blast e-mail we’ve all got a little bit of advice we should take into account every day …
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. Coli - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run the run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
I say drink up! Cheers!

One Response
January 26th, 2009 at 1:47 AM
It’s ridiculous to say that absorbing one kilo of E. Coli equals “consuming 1 kilo of poop.” Consuming E. Coli and consuming actual feces have NOTHING to do with each other. Awful argument.
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